Donkey and Yoti’s Monthly Newsletter!

October: Why it’s Perfect Now!

Donkey:  Are those Bees?
Yoti:  Definitely not bees.
Donkey:  Hornets?
Yoti:  Not a flying insect.
Donkey:  Every October we hear the same thing for a few days, and I think it’s bees.
Yoti:  Are you talking about Formula 1 cars?
Donkey:  What are those?
Yoti:  How do you live this close and not know about Formula 1 cars?
Donkey:  I’m a donkey.  How should I know about human technology?
Yoti:  Ok, so Formula 1 cars are super fast and super loud.
Donkey:  Why do they want to be those?
Yoti:  It’s a competition.
Donkey:  To be super fast and loud?
Yoti:  Kind of.  Hundreds and thousands of humans gather to see which one of them can drive the fastest around and around in a circle.
Donkey:  I wish that many humans would come watch us like that at Green Acres.
Yoti:  I think they win a pretty big prize for winning.
Donkey:  We could give out a prize.
Yoti:  We don’t have money.
Donkey:  We have the experience of being at the most beautiful glamping spot at the planet…
Yoti:  You’ll have to do better…
Donkey:  …and relaxation…
Yoti:  Still not enough
Donkey:  …and petting us.  They could watch us go around in a circle, and whoever wins gets petted the most.
Yoti:  You were doing better when you mentioned the relaxation of glamping in pristine nature.
Donkey:  We are very soft, though.
Yoti:  That we are, Yoti.  I’m just happy it’s back to perfect glamping weather again.
Donkey:  So nice not being hot at night.
Yoti:  And all the people that glamp at Green Acres…
Donkey:  Means more food for us.
Yoti:  Can you say baby carrots?
Donkey:  Baby carrots and apple slices!
Yoti:  Yeah, baby.  I can hardly wait.
Donkey:  Please bring some for us.
Yoti:  And remember, no lettuce.
Donkey:  NO LETTUCE… heee awwww hee!!!
Yoti:  I think you made your point.  
Donkey:  Baby carrots and apple slices, people.
Yoti:  They got it.
Donkey:  Hey, humans gather at that racetrack to hear loud machines go fast in a circle, I think I need to be super clear.
Yoti:  Ok, ok.  Let’s say goodbye.
Donkey:  Goodbye.
Yoti:  We’ll see you when you get to Green Acres.
Donkey:  (super quietly) baby carrots and lettuce.
Yoti:  Definitely not bees.
Donkey:  Hornets?
Yoti:  Not a flying insect.
Donkey:  Every October we hear the same thing for a few days, and I think it’s bees.
Yoti:  Are you talking about Formula 1 cars?
Donkey:  What are those?
Yoti:  How do you live this close and not know about Formula 1 cars?
Donkey:  I’m a donkey.  How should I know about human technology?
Yoti:  Ok, so Formula 1 cars are super fast and super loud.
Donkey:  Why do they want to be those?
Yoti:  It’s a competition.
Donkey:  To be super fast and loud?
Yoti:  Kind of.  Hundreds and thousands of humans gather to see which one of them can drive the fastest around and around in a circle.
Donkey:  I wish that many humans would come watch us like that at Green Acres.
Yoti:  I think they win a pretty big prize for winning.
Donkey:  We could give out a prize.
Yoti:  We don’t have money.
Donkey:  We have the experience of being at the most beautiful glamping spot at the planet…
Yoti:  You’ll have to do better…
Donkey:  …and relaxation…
Yoti:  Still not enough
Donkey:  …and petting us.  They could watch us go around in a circle, and whoever wins gets petted the most.
Yoti:  You were doing better when you mentioned the relaxation of glamping in pristine nature.
Donkey:  We are very soft, though.
Yoti:  That we are, Yoti.  I’m just happy it’s back to perfect glamping weather again.
Donkey:  So nice not being hot at night.
Yoti:  And all the people that glamp at Green Acres…
Donkey:  Means more food for us.
Yoti:  Can you say baby carrots?
Donkey:  Baby carrots and apple slices!
Yoti:  Yeah, baby.  I can hardly wait.
Donkey:  Please bring some for us.
Yoti:  And remember, no lettuce.
Donkey:  NO LETTUCE… heee awwww hee!!!
Yoti:  I think you made your point.  
Donkey:  Baby carrots and apple slices, people.
Yoti:  They got it.
Donkey:  Hey, humans gather at that racetrack to hear loud machines go fast in a circle, I think I need to be super clear.
Yoti:  Ok, ok.  Let’s say goodbye.
Donkey:  Goodbye.
Yoti:  We’ll see you when you get to Green Acres.
Donkey:  (super quietly) baby carrots and lettuce.